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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




This wireless telegraphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel

Puns Home









"This wireless telegraphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel."



"What possible connection is there between the two?"



"It's practically having words over nothing."











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Hush Not So Loud
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
What's The Matter Here
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
What's The Matter John
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Is The Proprietor In