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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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This wireless telegraphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel
Puns Home
"This wireless telegraphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel."
"What possible connection is there between the two?"
"It's practically having words over nothing."
Next: To-morrow never comes they say;
But all such talk is idle gush
For when we have a debt to pay
To-morrow gets there with a rush
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A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
What's The Matter With Smith
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Wife--got A Dollar
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
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