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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




This wireless telegraphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel

Puns Home









"This wireless telegraphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel."



"What possible connection is there between the two?"



"It's practically having words over nothing."











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