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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Tom--I kissed her when she wasn't looking
Puns Home
Tom--I kissed her when she wasn't looking.
Clara--What did she do?
Tom--Kept her eyes closed the rest of the evening.
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Love They Say Is Blind
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
And Things
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
And So Prof
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
How Are You To-day
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
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