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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Tom--I kissed her when she wasn't looking

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Tom--I kissed her when she wasn't looking.



Clara--What did she do?



Tom--Kept her eyes closed the rest of the evening.











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Are You An Amateur Photographer
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Mrs
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran