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Tom--I kissed her when she wasn't looking

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Tom--I kissed her when she wasn't looking.



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Tom--Kept her eyes closed the rest of the evening.











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What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
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Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
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Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
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She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
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Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
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You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
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Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
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