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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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TOM--I understand that Cholly went hunting the other day
Puns Home
TOM--"I understand that Cholly went hunting the other day. What
did he hit?"
DICK--"Nothing."
HARRY--"Why, I heard he shot himself in the foot."
DICK--"That's what I said."
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Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
Mr
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
Mrs
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And
Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On
The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
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