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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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TOMDICK--I'd like to find some girl willing to marry me
Puns Home
TOMDICK--I'd like to find some girl willing to marry me.
ANDARRY--Ah! You want one ready maid.
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What Have You Here
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
Cohen Left The Ball-game
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
Diner--hello
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
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