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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




TOMMY--Pa did you really mean it when you said you'd spank anyone that broke that vase

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TOMMY--Pa, did you really mean it when you said you'd spank

anyone that broke that vase?



PA--Just come here, sir, and I'll show you.



TOMMY--Don't show me. Show Bridget; she just broke it.











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Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular Song
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant