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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




TOMMY--Pa did you really mean it when you said you'd spank anyone that broke that vase

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TOMMY--Pa, did you really mean it when you said you'd spank

anyone that broke that vase?



PA--Just come here, sir, and I'll show you.



TOMMY--Don't show me. Show Bridget; she just broke it.











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In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Diner--hello
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
If Tough Spells Tough
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry