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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Tommy said mamma tearfully it gives me as much pain as it
does you to punish you
Puns Home
"Tommy," said mamma, tearfully, "it gives me as much pain as it
does you to punish you."
TOMMY (also tearfully)--Mebbe it does, but not in the same place.
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Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And
Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
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