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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




TRAMP--Can't you give a poor man something to eat

Puns Home









TRAMP--"Can't you give a poor man something to eat? I got shot in

the war and can't work."



Woman-"Where was you shot?"



"In the spinal column, mum."



"Go 'way! There was no such battle."











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There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Wife--got A Dollar
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Gee Whizz
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked Up A Hub And Spoke
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors