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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




TRAMP--Can't you give a poor man something to eat

Puns Home









TRAMP--"Can't you give a poor man something to eat? I got shot in

the war and can't work."



Woman-"Where was you shot?"



"In the spinal column, mum."



"Go 'way! There was no such battle."











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An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Harold Began His Wife
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Mrs
Is The Proprietor In
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time