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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Two Irish farmers who had not seen each other for a long time met
at a fair
Puns Home
Two Irish farmers who had not seen each other for a long time met
at a fair. They had a lot of things to tell each other. "Shure,
it's married I am," said Murphy. "You don't tell me so," said
Moran. "Faix, yes," said Murphy, "an' I've got a fine healthy
bhoy which the neighbors say is the very picture of me." Moran
looked for a moment at Murphy, who was not, to say the least,
remarkable for his good looks, and then said, "Och, well, what's
the harum so long as the child's healthy?"
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gift these diamond earrings are pretty but the stones are
awfully small
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I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The
Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
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