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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Two wrongs don't make a right
Puns Home
"Two wrongs don't make a right."
"Yes, they do."
"How so?"
"Why, some one passed a counterfeit five-dollar bill on me
to-day; that was wrong. I gave it to my landlady for board; that
was wrong, but it made me right."
Next: It's all foolishness to talk about any one getting the worst of
it in the matrimonial game declared the big man with a silk hat
and a loud suit of clothes
Previous: TOM--I understand that Cholly went hunting the other day
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What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
How Are You To-day
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Is The Proprietor In
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Tom--what's That
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
Mrs
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
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