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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




VISITOR--Oh what a nice parrot you've got

Puns Home









VISITOR--"Oh, what a nice parrot you've got! Pretty Polly! Polly

want a cracker?"



PARROT--"Oh, come off! I'm not as green as I look."











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With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Are Your Folks Well To Do
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
Doing Anything Now Bill
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
Do You Believe In Luck
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Electricity Is A Great Educator
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John