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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




VISITOR--Oh what a nice parrot you've got

Puns Home









VISITOR--"Oh, what a nice parrot you've got! Pretty Polly! Polly

want a cracker?"



PARROT--"Oh, come off! I'm not as green as I look."











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I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Special Rules For Guests
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
What Have You Here
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
We Are Told That Gen
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness