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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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VISITOR--Oh what a nice parrot you've got
Puns Home
VISITOR--"Oh, what a nice parrot you've got! Pretty Polly! Polly
want a cracker?"
PARROT--"Oh, come off! I'm not as green as I look."
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What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Can You Swim Little Boy
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
I'm Nearly Starved
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
You Were Thrown Out
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
--when Mrs
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
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