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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




VISITOR--Oh what a nice parrot you've got

Puns Home











VISITOR--"Oh, what a nice parrot you've got! Pretty Polly! Polly

want a cracker?"



PARROT--"Oh, come off! I'm not as green as I look."











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At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
So Maude Is Happily Married
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York