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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

VISITOR--Oh what a nice parrot you've got

Puns Home

VISITOR--"Oh, what a nice parrot you've got! Pretty Polly! Polly

want a cracker?"

PARROT--"Oh, come off! I'm not as green as I look."

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