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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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We are told that "Gen. Sherman was always coolest when on the
point of attack." Most people are hottest when on the point of a
tack.
Next: I wish the hot weather would come along sighed the
thermometer
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Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
Mrs
Young M
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
What Is Love
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