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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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We don't always know just how the other half lives; but in
Chicago the better half lives on her alimony
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We don't always know just how the "other half" lives; but, in
Chicago, the "better half" lives on her alimony.
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Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Do You Believe In Luck
Scene--cabstand
What Is Love
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
We Are Told That Gen
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is
Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
A Dude From St
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
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