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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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We have German bands and French bands and American bands but
you never hear of an Irish band
Puns Home
"We have German bands and French bands and American bands, but
you never hear of an Irish band. You couldn't have one. Every man
would want to be leader."
Next: He dined not wisely but too well--
Hence all his ills;
And nothing now agrees with him
Excepting pills
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Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
What's The Matter Here
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Young M
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
Knock And The World Knocks With You
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
What's The Matter Here
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
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