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We mustn't kiss the baby we mustn't kiss the kid We mustn't kiss the dainty miss so scientists affirm; To pounce upon and wrastle us there waits the awful bacillus The sempiternal most infernal omnipresent germ

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We mustn't kiss the baby, we mustn't kiss the kid,

We mustn't kiss the dainty miss, so scientists affirm;

To pounce upon and "wrastle" us there waits the awful bacillus,

The sempiternal, most infernal omnipresent germ.











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'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
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