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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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We mustn't kiss the baby we mustn't kiss the kid
We mustn't kiss the dainty miss so scientists affirm;
To pounce upon and wrastle us there waits the awful bacillus
The sempiternal most infernal omnipresent germ
Puns Home
We mustn't kiss the baby, we mustn't kiss the kid,
We mustn't kiss the dainty miss, so scientists affirm;
To pounce upon and "wrastle" us there waits the awful bacillus,
The sempiternal, most infernal omnipresent germ.
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unassuming
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Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle
Player
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
What's The Matter Here
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
The Street Car Lurched
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
We Are Told That Gen
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
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