We mustn't kiss the baby we mustn't kiss the kid
We mustn't kiss the dainty miss so scientists affirm;
To pounce upon and wrastle us there waits the awful bacillus
The sempiternal most infernal omnipresent germ
We mustn't kiss the baby, we mustn't kiss the kid,
We mustn't kiss the dainty miss, so scientists affirm;
To pounce upon and "wrastle" us there waits the awful bacillus,
The sempiternal, most infernal omnipresent germ.