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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




WEEKS--Well how are things over in Boston

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WEEKS--Well, how are things over in Boston? Have they named any

new pie "Aristotle" yet?



WENTMAN--No-o. But I heard a man there ask for a Plato soup.











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We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
So Maude Is Happily Married
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Can You Swim Little Boy
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Wife--got A Dollar
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow