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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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WEEKS--Well how are things over in Boston
Puns Home
WEEKS--Well, how are things over in Boston? Have they named any
new pie "Aristotle" yet?
WENTMAN--No-o. But I heard a man there ask for a Plato soup.
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Puns
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of
Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His
Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
What Did You Wear Last Night
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
How Is Your House Heated
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
--i Want To Be An Angel
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
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