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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Well have you anything to say
Puns Home
"Well, have you anything to say?" asked the Judge.
The little man on the witness stand looked around the court-room
rather fearfully.
"That depends," he answered at last "Is my wife in the room?"
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--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
A Dude From St
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell
Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Is It Raining Girls
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
Mrs
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
Let Me See Said The Minister
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
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