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Well have you anything to say

Puns Home









"Well, have you anything to say?" asked the Judge.



The little man on the witness stand looked around the court-room

rather fearfully.



"That depends," he answered at last "Is my wife in the room?"











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Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
That Man Has Had Five Wives
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Let Me See Said The Minister
What's The Matter With Smith
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So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
What A Distinguished Looking Man
How Is Your House Heated
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
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That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
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Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
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And So Prof
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