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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Well have you anything to say

Puns Home









"Well, have you anything to say?" asked the Judge.



The little man on the witness stand looked around the court-room

rather fearfully.



"That depends," he answered at last "Is my wife in the room?"











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Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Mr
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Love They Say Is Blind
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock