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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Well, Pat, and how is that bull-pup of yours doing
Puns Home
"Well, Pat, and how is that bull-pup of yours doing?"
"Oh, he's dead! The illigant baste wint an' swallowed a
tape-measure!"
"Oh, I see! He died by inches, then?"
"No; begorra, he didn't! He wint round to the back of the house
an' died by the yard!"
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The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
Well Have You Anything To Say
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
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