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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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We're all often forced to rob Peter
In order to settle with Paul
But some of us merely rob Peter
And Paul never sees us at all
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We're all often forced to rob Peter
In order to settle with Paul,
But some of us merely rob Peter
And Paul never sees us at all.
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I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
What's The Matter Here
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
Gee Whizz
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine
Gravely That We Know About Death
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
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