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What's The Matter Here
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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
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We're all often forced to rob Peter In order to settle with Paul But some of us merely rob Peter And Paul never sees us at all

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We're all often forced to rob Peter

In order to settle with Paul,

But some of us merely rob Peter

And Paul never sees us at all.











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I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
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That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
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Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
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A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
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How To Make Your Trousers Last Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
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