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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
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We're all often forced to rob Peter In order to settle with Paul But some of us merely rob Peter And Paul never sees us at all

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We're all often forced to rob Peter

In order to settle with Paul,

But some of us merely rob Peter

And Paul never sees us at all.











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I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Young M
So Maude Is Happily Married
Electricity Is A Great Educator
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
What Is Love
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
I Will Not Sit That Way
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear