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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




We're all often forced to rob Peter In order to settle with Paul But some of us merely rob Peter And Paul never sees us at all

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We're all often forced to rob Peter

In order to settle with Paul,

But some of us merely rob Peter

And Paul never sees us at all.











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Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
What's The Matter John
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Husband--where's Your Mistress
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Mrs
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
Hush Not So Loud