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What a distinguished looking man

Puns Home









"What a distinguished looking man."



"Yes, the last time I saw him he was on the bench."



"What, a judge?"



"No; a substitute ball-player."











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Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
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