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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What a distinguished looking man
Puns Home
"What a distinguished looking man."
"Yes, the last time I saw him he was on the bench."
"What, a judge?"
"No; a substitute ball-player."
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Maud--how Do You Define Love
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Where Are You Working Now
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
Bill Had A Billboard
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
After All You Know Said Mr
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her
Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
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