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What a fearful night I had when I drew this gun the first time

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"What a fearful night I had when I drew this gun the first time!"

said the bartender, as he showed a handsome silver-mounted Colt.

"When was it?" gasped the crowd.

"Night before last at the raffle in Kelley's!"

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