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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What a fearful night I had when I drew this gun the first time

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"What a fearful night I had when I drew this gun the first time!"

said the bartender, as he showed a handsome silver-mounted Colt.



"When was it?" gasped the crowd.



"Night before last at the raffle in Kelley's!"











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