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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What are you writing such a big hand for Pat

Puns Home









"What are you writing such a big hand for, Pat?" "Why, you see my

grandmother is dafe, and I'm writing a loud letter to her."











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The Hawk Was Dozing
Mrs
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
Only Tells Half
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy