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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What are you writing such a big hand for Pat

Puns Home









"What are you writing such a big hand for, Pat?" "Why, you see my

grandmother is dafe, and I'm writing a loud letter to her."











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Puns

They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Bill Had A Billboard
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter