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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What did you wear last night
Puns Home
"What did you wear last night?" asked the celery. "A lovely
mayonnaise," replied the lettuce. "And you?" "Never was so
mortified in all my life; I wasn't dressed at all," said the
celery; and the beet blushed.
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--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
Let Me See Said The Minister
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
How Is Your House Heated
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
How Are You To-day
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And
Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
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