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How Are You To-day
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How By The Statesman Insincere
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When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What do you mean by referring to Miss Elderly as a pall-bearer
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"What do you mean by referring to Miss Elderly as a pall-bearer?"
"She sits around all day long with a green parrot on her
shoulder. I don't like such Poll-bearers."
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I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And
Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
What Do You Think Of Windig
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Mrs
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
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I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
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Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
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