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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What do you think of the statement that there are three hundred
haunted houses in New York
Puns Home
"What do you think of the statement that there are three hundred
haunted houses in New York?" asked Mr. Knickerbocker.
"Oh," replied Jones, "that only ghost to show how plentiful
spirits are here."
Next: I saw a big rat in my cook-stove and when I went for my revolver
he ran out
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What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell
Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
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