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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What do you think of Windig
Puns Home
What do you think of Windig?
He reminds me of a river.
What's the answer?
The biggest part of him is his mouth.
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So often it's brought to your minds
People who live in glass houses
Should always pull down the blinds
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What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Do You Believe In Luck
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
What Have You Here
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle
Player
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
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I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
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