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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What have you got to say for yourself
Puns Home
"What have you got to say for yourself?" "Jes dis, suh; I wants a
liar to defend me." "You mean a lawyer?" "Yes, suh; I knowed I
most had it!"
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Puns
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Why Are You Sad Bill
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
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