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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What have you here
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"What have you here?" asked the fresh young man of the waiter at
a first-class restaurant.
"Everything, sir."
"Everything?" sneeringly, "Have it served at once."
"Hash for one," yelled the waiter.
Next: When we first dined at a cafe
We feared they'd drop their trays but later
We learned somewhat to our dismay
It takes--as scores of men will say--
A big tip to upset a waiter
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In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Let Me See Said The Minister
Pressed For Work--cider
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Young M
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
Well Have You Anything To Say
I'll Admit Said Mrs
And So Prof
Ah
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Why The Bare Idea
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
Do I Bore You
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
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