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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What have you here
Puns Home
"What have you here?" asked the fresh young man of the waiter at
a first-class restaurant.
"Everything, sir."
"Everything?" sneeringly, "Have it served at once."
"Hash for one," yelled the waiter.
Next: When we first dined at a cafe
We feared they'd drop their trays but later
We learned somewhat to our dismay
It takes--as scores of men will say--
A big tip to upset a waiter
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Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
The Fate Of Lot's Wife
Was All Her Own Fault;
She First Turned To Rubber
And Then Turned To Salt
What's The Matter John
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
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