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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What have you here
Puns Home
"What have you here?" asked the fresh young man of the waiter at
a first-class restaurant.
"Everything, sir."
"Everything?" sneeringly, "Have it served at once."
"Hash for one," yelled the waiter.
Next: When we first dined at a cafe
We feared they'd drop their trays but later
We learned somewhat to our dismay
It takes--as scores of men will say--
A big tip to upset a waiter
Previous: I'm the champion long distance cornet player
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Puns
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
The Landlord Came To Mrs
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You
Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
What's The Matter With Smith
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
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