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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What have you here
Puns Home
"What have you here?" asked the fresh young man of the waiter at
a first-class restaurant.
"Everything, sir."
"Everything?" sneeringly, "Have it served at once."
"Hash for one," yelled the waiter.
Next: When we first dined at a cafe
We feared they'd drop their trays but later
We learned somewhat to our dismay
It takes--as scores of men will say--
A big tip to upset a waiter
Previous: I'm the champion long distance cornet player
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Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Can You Swim Little Boy
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You
Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
The Landlord Came To Mrs
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
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