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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What I like about the Irish is that they are so modest and unassuming

Puns Home









"What I like about the Irish is that they are so modest and

unassuming."



"Holy smoke!"



"Fact. When an Irishman does anything great he does not go

bragging of his ability as another man would. He merely brags

about Ireland."











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How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say: The Saw's More Sad Than Witty The Public Gathers 'round To Play The Trust Controls The Kitty
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Lady--what
After All You Know Said Mr
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Cohen Left The Ball-game