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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

What I like about the Irish is that they are so modest and unassuming

Puns Home

"What I like about the Irish is that they are so modest and


"Holy smoke!"

"Fact. When an Irishman does anything great he does not go

bragging of his ability as another man would. He merely brags

about Ireland."

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