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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What I like about the Irish is that they are so modest and unassuming

Puns Home









"What I like about the Irish is that they are so modest and

unassuming."



"Holy smoke!"



"Fact. When an Irishman does anything great he does not go

bragging of his ability as another man would. He merely brags

about Ireland."











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After All You Know Said Mr
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
Mrs
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Maud--how Do You Define Love
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg