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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What in the world shall I do with the baby John
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"What in the world shall I do with the baby, John? She's crying
for the moon."
"That's nothing. Wait till she's eighteen and she'll want the
earth."
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A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
Where Are You Working Now
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
What's The Matter John
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine
Gravely That We Know About Death
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Doing Anything Now Bill
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
What Do You Think Of Windig
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
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