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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What in the world shall I do with the baby John

Puns Home









"What in the world shall I do with the baby, John? She's crying

for the moon."



"That's nothing. Wait till she's eighteen and she'll want the

earth."











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American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
How Is Your House Heated
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Let Me See Said The Minister
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Diner--hello
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are Still More So
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself