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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What is the difference between the admission to a dime museum
and the admission to Sing Sing
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"What is the difference between the admission to a dime museum
and the admission to Sing Sing?"
"Don't know. What?"
"One is ten cents and the other is sentence."
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How Is Your House Heated
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
She--are You Fond Of Tea
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Are You The Photographer
Lady--what
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
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