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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What is the plural of man Johnny
Puns Home
"What is the plural of man, Johnny?" asked the teacher of a small
pupil.
"Men," answered Johnny.
"Correct," said the teacher. "And what is the plural of child?"
"Twins," was the unexpected answer.
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The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
The Hawk Was Dozing
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Mrs
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
When Was Money First Invented
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
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