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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What is there about betting on horse-races that is so bad for
the health
Puns Home
"What is there about betting on horse-races that is so bad for
the health?" said young Mrs. Brown.
"I never heard of anything," answered the visitor.
"Didn't you? Every time Charley makes a bet he comes home and
says there is something wrong with his system."
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A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His
Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Doing Anything Now Bill
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House
Built Upon A Rock
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
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