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What is there about betting on horse-races that is so bad for the health

Puns Home











"What is there about betting on horse-races that is so bad for

the health?" said young Mrs. Brown.



"I never heard of anything," answered the visitor.



"Didn't you? Every time Charley makes a bet he comes home and

says there is something wrong with his system."











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