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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What is your idea of happiness
Puns Home
"What is your idea of happiness?"
"Nothing to do and lots of time to do it in."
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If Tough Spells Tough
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
Mrs
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
I'm Nearly Starved
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
And So Prof
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Love They Say Is Blind
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That
Laid The Golden Egg Margie
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
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