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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What kind of essence does a young man like when he pops the question

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Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
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The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Wife--got A Dollar
Scene--cabstand
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
I Will Not Sit That Way
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented