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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What kind of essence does a young man like when he pops the question

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Scene--cabstand
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
How Is Your House Heated
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Ah
What Do You Think Of Windig
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
The Street Car Lurched
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest