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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Mrs
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Electricity Is A Great Educator
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
When Was Money First Invented
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Ah
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You