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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What makes so much froth in a glass of beer pa

Puns Home









"What makes so much froth in a glass of beer, pa?"



"The barkeep, my son."











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Bill Had A Billboard
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
The Street Car Lurched
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
Well Have You Anything To Say
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City