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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What makes so much froth in a glass of beer pa

Puns Home









"What makes so much froth in a glass of beer, pa?"



"The barkeep, my son."











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The Landlord Came To Mrs
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
And So Prof
Ah
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Mrs
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
So Maude Is Happily Married
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Gee Whizz
The Street Car Lurched
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
When Was Money First Invented