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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What makes so much froth in a glass of beer pa

Puns Home









"What makes so much froth in a glass of beer, pa?"



"The barkeep, my son."











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How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Mrs
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
Do I Bore You
She--are You Fond Of Tea
Where Are You Working Now
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
--i Want To Be An Angel
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait