What makes so much froth in a glass of beer pa
"What makes so much froth in a glass of beer, pa?"
"The barkeep, my son."
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What is a swell affair Jim
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"What makes so much froth in a glass of beer, pa?" "The barkeep, my son." ... What makes your sister so stout now she used to be very thin
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"What must a man be that he shall be buried with military honors?" "He must be a captain." "Then I lose the bet." "What did you bet?" "I bet he must be dead." ... What relation is a door-step to a door-mat
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"What's the matter here?" asked a stranger of a small boy, as he noticed a large wedding party coming out of a church on Fifth avenue. "Nawthin' but the tied goin' out." ... What's the matter John
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