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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What makes your sister so stout now she used to be very thin
Puns Home
"What makes your sister so stout now, she used to be very thin?"
"She's working down in a photographer's."
"Why, how does that make any difference?"
"Well, she's in the developing room most of the time."
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You Were Thrown Out
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Are Your Folks Well To Do
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
Mrs
We Are Told That Gen
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