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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What man in the army wore the biggest hat

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"What man in the army wore the biggest hat?"



"The one with the biggest head, of course."











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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Young M
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl