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What man in the army wore the biggest hat

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"What man in the army wore the biggest hat?"



"The one with the biggest head, of course."











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Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
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Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
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I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
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Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
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