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What must a man be that he shall be buried with military honors

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"What must a man be that he shall be buried with military

honors?"



"He must be a captain."



"Then I lose the bet."



"What did you bet?"



"I bet he must be dead."











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A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
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I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
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If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
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Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
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Were You Attached To The Place
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