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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What must a man be that he shall be buried with military honors

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"What must a man be that he shall be buried with military

honors?"



"He must be a captain."



"Then I lose the bet."



"What did you bet?"



"I bet he must be dead."











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Tom--what's That
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
What A Distinguished Looking Man
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
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Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
What Did You Wear Last Night
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
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Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
Were You Attached To The Place
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular Song
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
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It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
What's The Matter John