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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




What sort of labor is best paid in this country

Puns Home









"What sort of labor is best paid in this country?" asked the

English tourist.



"Field labor," answered the native American.



"Is that a fact?" queried the Englishman, who was inclined to be

a bit skeptical.



"Sure," replied the other. "You ought to see the salaries our

baseball players get."











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