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What sort of labor is best paid in this country

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"What sort of labor is best paid in this country?" asked the

English tourist.



"Field labor," answered the native American.



"Is that a fact?" queried the Englishman, who was inclined to be

a bit skeptical.



"Sure," replied the other. "You ought to see the salaries our

baseball players get."











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