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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What was the subject of your debate this evening
Puns Home
"What was the subject of your debate this evening?"
"Whisky."
"Was it well discussed?"
"Yes, most of the members were full of the subject."
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Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That
Laid The Golden Egg Margie
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Mrs
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
He's A Professional Grafter
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
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