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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What was the subject of your debate this evening
Puns Home
"What was the subject of your debate this evening?"
"Whisky."
"Was it well discussed?"
"Yes, most of the members were full of the subject."
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After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
We Are Told That Gen
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
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