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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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What was the subject of your debate this evening
Puns Home
"What was the subject of your debate this evening?"
"Whisky."
"Was it well discussed?"
"Yes, most of the members were full of the subject."
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Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Husband--where's Your Mistress
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
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