Most Viewed
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
|
What was the subject of your debate this evening
Puns Home
"What was the subject of your debate this evening?"
"Whisky."
"Was it well discussed?"
"Yes, most of the members were full of the subject."
Next: THE DOCTOR--You regard society as merely a machine do you
Previous: HE--The fact is you women make fools of the men
Viewed 1491
|
Puns
Mr
The Fate Of Lot's Wife
Was All Her Own Fault;
She First Turned To Rubber
And Then Turned To Salt
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Are You Engaged
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
How Are You To-day
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last
Night
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
Why The Bare Idea
|
