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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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When a man is short of money he finds most of his friends whom he
meets short-sighted
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When a man is short of money he finds most of his friends whom he
meets short-sighted.
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Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last
Night
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Young M
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And
Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Lady--what
I'm Nearly Starved
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
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