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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




When a man is short of money he finds most of his friends whom he meets short-sighted

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When a man is short of money he finds most of his friends whom he

meets short-sighted.











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Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Mrs
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Bill Had A Billboard
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Electricity Is A Great Educator
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
Wife--got A Dollar
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
The Landlord Came To Mrs
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Tom--what's That