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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




When a man is short of money he finds most of his friends whom he meets short-sighted

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When a man is short of money he finds most of his friends whom he

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Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
Mrs
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Why Are You Sad Bill
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady