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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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When I was eating my dinner to-day the butter ran
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"When I was eating my dinner to-day the butter ran."
"That's nothing. I was up-town last night and saw a cake walk."
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John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Mrs
Let Me See Said The Minister
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That
Laid The Golden Egg Margie
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
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