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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




When Lot found his wife transformed into a pillar of salt he was wise enough to let it go at that and not take a fresh one

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When Lot found his wife transformed into a pillar of salt, he was

wise enough to let it go at that and not take a fresh one.











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It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
The Hawk Was Dozing
How Is Your House Heated
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Mrs
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning