Once upon a time there lived a man who wasted all his money, and grew so poor that his only food was a few grains of corn, which he scratched like a fowl from out of a dust-heap. One day he was scratching as usual among a dust-heap in the ... Read more of The Story Of A Gazelle at Children Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


Least Viewed

What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




When the curtain at the theater takes a drop the majority of the males in the audience go out to follow suit

Puns Home











When the curtain at the theater takes a drop the majority of the

males in the audience go out to follow suit.











Next: There's one peculiar feature about the trust business

Previous: IDA--Yes dear this is one of those 'perfume' concerts the same as they have in New York



Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 1553



Puns

A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Do You Believe In Luck
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
And So Prof
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
What Do You Think Of Windig
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Can You Swim Little Boy