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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked Up A Hub And Spoke
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i