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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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When the curtain at the theater takes a drop the majority of the

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We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Where Are You Working Now
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Do I Bore You
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Can You Swim Little Boy
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow