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When the penniless lordling to get a rich wife Of his own nationality fails He crosses the ocean with heart light and gay And robs the United States males

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When the penniless lordling to get a rich wife

Of his own nationality fails,

He crosses the ocean with heart light and gay

And robs the United States males.











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Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
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A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
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'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
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