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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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When the penniless lordling to get a rich wife
Of his own nationality fails
He crosses the ocean with heart light and gay
And robs the United States males
Puns Home
When the penniless lordling to get a rich wife
Of his own nationality fails,
He crosses the ocean with heart light and gay
And robs the United States males.
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They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Mrs
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of
Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Love They Say Is Blind
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
The Fate Of Lot's Wife
Was All Her Own Fault;
She First Turned To Rubber
And Then Turned To Salt
He's A Professional Grafter
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face
Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
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