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When the penniless lordling to get a rich wife Of his own nationality fails He crosses the ocean with heart light and gay And robs the United States males

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When the penniless lordling to get a rich wife

Of his own nationality fails,

He crosses the ocean with heart light and gay

And robs the United States males.











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