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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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When was money first invented
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"When was money first invented?"
"I don't know. When was it?"
"When the dove brought the greenback to Noah."
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Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The
Burning Deck
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
So Maude Is Happily Married
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
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