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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




When was money first invented

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"When was money first invented?"



"I don't know. When was it?"



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What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Is The Proprietor In
She--are You Fond Of Tea
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Wife--got A Dollar
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Well Have You Anything To Say
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
He's A Professional Grafter
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter