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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Where are you going my pretty maid

Puns Home









"Where are you going, my pretty maid?"



"Out automobiling, sir," she said.



"May I go with you, my pretty maid?"



"If you can steer the old thing, you may," she said.











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How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Mr
How Is Your House Heated
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Guest--what Have You Got
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others