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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Where are you going my pretty maid
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"Where are you going, my pretty maid?"
"Out automobiling, sir," she said.
"May I go with you, my pretty maid?"
"If you can steer the old thing, you may," she said.
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Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
I Will Not Sit That Way
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Hush Not So Loud
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Well Have You Anything To Say
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Why The Bare Idea
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
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