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Where are you going my pretty maid

Puns Home









"Where are you going, my pretty maid?"



"Out automobiling, sir," she said.



"May I go with you, my pretty maid?"



"If you can steer the old thing, you may," she said.











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Bill Had A Billboard
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
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Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
Little Mary Quite Contrary
Mr
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
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