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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Where are you going my pretty maid

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"Where are you going, my pretty maid?"



"Out automobiling, sir," she said.



"May I go with you, my pretty maid?"



"If you can steer the old thing, you may," she said.











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Wife--got A Dollar
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Harold Began His Wife
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
And So Prof
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Bill Had A Billboard
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck