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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Where are you working now
Puns Home
"Where are you working now?"
"I'm working down in a match factory."
"How is business?"
"Light."
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house in Liffey street where his blind patients may see him from
ten till three
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A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
If Tough Spells Tough
He's A Professional Grafter
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last
Night
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