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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Where are you working now

Puns Home









"Where are you working now?"



"I'm working down in a match factory."



"How is business?"



"Light."











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He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
I'm Nearly Starved
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
What Is The Secret Of Success
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Do I Bore You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular Song
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
Why So Glum Blumly
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great