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Why did you insist on only $99000 a year as your salary

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"Why did you insist on only $99,000 a year as your salary?"

"Because," answered the high financier, "as soon as people hear a

hundred thousand mentioned they get suspicious. It is better to

keep the figure marked down a little."

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