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What's The Matter Here
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Why did you insist on only $99000 a year as your salary

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"Why did you insist on only $99,000 a year as your salary?"

"Because," answered the high financier, "as soon as people hear a

hundred thousand mentioned they get suspicious. It is better to

keep the figure marked down a little."

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