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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Why do they make those Oriental pipes with bowls as big as water pitchers

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"Why do they make those Oriental pipes with bowls as big as water

pitchers?" asked the inquisitive girl.

"Those," answered the wise woman, "are for men who have promised

that they will confine their smoking to one pipe after each


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