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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Why do they make those Oriental pipes with bowls as big as water
pitchers
Puns Home
"Why do they make those Oriental pipes with bowls as big as water
pitchers?" asked the inquisitive girl.
"Those," answered the wise woman, "are for men who have promised
that they will confine their smoking to one pipe after each
meal."
Next: The detective at the boarding house table having satisfied
himself that nobody had observed him folded up his magnifying
glass and put it back in his pocket
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She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
Knock And The World Knocks With You
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
Pressed For Work--cider
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