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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Why do they make those Oriental pipes with bowls as big as water pitchers

Puns Home









"Why do they make those Oriental pipes with bowls as big as water

pitchers?" asked the inquisitive girl.



"Those," answered the wise woman, "are for men who have promised

that they will confine their smoking to one pipe after each

meal."











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Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
What Is Love
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear In Three Minutes
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be